well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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