Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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