nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
honey bunches of taint.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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