You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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