Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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