But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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