Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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