guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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