he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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