He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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