I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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