I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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