so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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