ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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