so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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