he wants to bone in the snuggie
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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