scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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