You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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