she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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