thus making me awesome and them whores
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's the barista slut.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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