Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I could fuck to npr.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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