Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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