How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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