At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
