He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
wow bdsm is so cute
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