when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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