youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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