fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Randomize
