PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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