My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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