well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
please come you make the beer taste better
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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