Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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