Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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