Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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