Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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