chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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