I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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