i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
do nipples grow back?
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