i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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