just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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