id be glad to
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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