It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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