i need an iv and a liver transplant
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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