my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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