I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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