there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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