took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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