so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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