Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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