We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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