I want to walk on stilts...naked
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I didn't notice because vodka
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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