nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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