smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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