Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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