I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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