Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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