Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I can't turn off my feet"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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